I am genuinely confused why is usa sending an army, don’t you guys have remote control drones or something
No_queen940 on
Funny until you realize some dads would actually celebrate this, says a lot about priorities honestly
azurianlight on
Well have really flat feet so HA! I’m in the clear!
Chaos-Cortex on
**MAGA Gravy seals** rejoicing everywhere.
ghost_n_the_shell on
You’d think all the MAGA’s would be lining up to go serve in Iran right?
Right?
Themodsarecuntz on
Thats a fuckin rough 42.
Thespud1979 on
So you want to kill brown people for no reason for a demented pedophile that no one is brave enough to stand up to? Have I got the job for you!
CrypticStiles on
The reason is probably because the government keeps shutting down = no pay for workers= less people enlisting. Who wants to work for an unstable ass government?
justwalk1234 on
Boomer gun nuts can finally prove their worth!
spectar025 on
Sounds like a big deal but the Army just matched the Navy’s and Airforce age range.
Anonymous_Gamer939 on
Silence, BRAND
AdDisastrous6738 on
Want to see me make a bunch of people feel really old?
The oldest of millennials are still too old to enlist.
Devchonachko on
Raising enlistment age will not raise the number of volunteers- expect a draft by the end of the year after MAGA burns through our best men and women after sending them into a poorly thought out mideastern meat grinder operation
RingReasonable on
I don’t think my norwegian dad who’s 55 years old would be drafted to the US army tho
OrneryZombie1983 on
I know a few mouthy 40-something guys who should put up or shut up. Guys whose profile pic is a selfie in his pickup while wearing sunglasses.
EgoSenatus on
Jfc- the enlistment age is still the voluntary joining of the military. Nobody is forcing you to join.
They upped it because the military has had recruitment problems for like 15 years and there are people in their 30s and early 40s that are still perfectly physically capable of military service.
Start worrying when the selective service age goes up.
SampleDisastrous3311 on
Let the old die while manipulating the young , ( newer generations are kinda dumb due to lack of education so get rid of the older generations and you can easily manipulate the young easier)
GeniusEE on
MAGA’s and Evangelicals’ sons go to the head of the line in a draft.
It’s the way.
gades61 on
Hell, I retired at 42 with 22 years in the army. I can’t even imagine enlisting at that age. It’s a young man’s game
confusedtophers on
Send ICE. They’re already pretend trained and they have the outfits too!
Edgezg on
I already served and got out.
Glad to dodge that bullet but shit. Awful to see what’s going on
The_WA_Remembers on
I’ve never seen the end looking so happy
ushouldbe_working on
I can’t wait to do another stint in a different uniform in my old ass. I can’t run for shit anymore.
Gomez-16 on
All those years of countrike are going to pay off!
fluffynuckels on
Wow how original
atsingh on
My phat arse isnt going to be able to do shi out there if they send me.
jackfreeman on
43 disabled vet.

MonteSS_454 on
I am 50

FacelessMage117 on
Nah, I did my time and the Army was dumb then. I don’t want to even imagine it now.
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I am genuinely confused why is usa sending an army, don’t you guys have remote control drones or something
Funny until you realize some dads would actually celebrate this, says a lot about priorities honestly
Well have really flat feet so HA! I’m in the clear!
**MAGA Gravy seals** rejoicing everywhere.
You’d think all the MAGA’s would be lining up to go serve in Iran right?
Right?
Thats a fuckin rough 42.
So you want to kill brown people for no reason for a demented pedophile that no one is brave enough to stand up to? Have I got the job for you!
The reason is probably because the government keeps shutting down = no pay for workers= less people enlisting. Who wants to work for an unstable ass government?
Boomer gun nuts can finally prove their worth!
Sounds like a big deal but the Army just matched the Navy’s and Airforce age range.
Silence, BRAND
Want to see me make a bunch of people feel really old?
The oldest of millennials are still too old to enlist.
Raising enlistment age will not raise the number of volunteers- expect a draft by the end of the year after MAGA burns through our best men and women after sending them into a poorly thought out mideastern meat grinder operation
I don’t think my norwegian dad who’s 55 years old would be drafted to the US army tho
I know a few mouthy 40-something guys who should put up or shut up. Guys whose profile pic is a selfie in his pickup while wearing sunglasses.
Jfc- the enlistment age is still the voluntary joining of the military. Nobody is forcing you to join.
They upped it because the military has had recruitment problems for like 15 years and there are people in their 30s and early 40s that are still perfectly physically capable of military service.
Start worrying when the selective service age goes up.
Let the old die while manipulating the young , ( newer generations are kinda dumb due to lack of education so get rid of the older generations and you can easily manipulate the young easier)
MAGA’s and Evangelicals’ sons go to the head of the line in a draft.
It’s the way.
Hell, I retired at 42 with 22 years in the army. I can’t even imagine enlisting at that age. It’s a young man’s game
Send ICE. They’re already pretend trained and they have the outfits too!
I already served and got out.
Glad to dodge that bullet but shit. Awful to see what’s going on
I’ve never seen the end looking so happy
I can’t wait to do another stint in a different uniform in my old ass. I can’t run for shit anymore.
All those years of countrike are going to pay off!
Wow how original
My phat arse isnt going to be able to do shi out there if they send me.
43 disabled vet.

I am 50

Nah, I did my time and the Army was dumb then. I don’t want to even imagine it now.